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- MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
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- Act 4 Scene 1
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- (Enter Don Pedro the Prince, Don John the bastard, Leonato, Friar
- Francis, Claudio, Benedick, Hero, and Beatrice)
- l1l Leonato Come, Friar Francis, be brief. Only to the plain
- l2l form of marriage, and you shall recount their particular
- l3l duties afterwards.
- l4l Friar (to Claudio) You come hither, my lord, to marry
- l5l this lady?
- l6l Claudio No.
- l7l Leonato To be married to her. Friar, you come to marry
- l8l her.
- l9l Friar (to Hero) Lady, you come hither to be married to
- l10l this count?
- l11l Hero I do.
- l12l Friar If either of you know any inward impediment why
- l13l you should not be conjoined, I charge you on your
- l14l souls to utter it.
- l15l Claudio Know you any, Hero?
- l16l Hero None, my lord.
- l17l Friar Know you any, Count?
- l18l Leonato I dare make his answerùnone.
- l19l Claudio O, what men dare do! What men may do! What
- l20l men daily do, not knowing what they do!
- l21l Benedick How now! Interjections? Why then, some be of
- l22l laughing, as ôah, ha, he!ö
- l23l Claudio Stand thee by, Friar. Father, by your leave,
- l24l Will you with free and unconstrainΦd soul
- l25l Give me this maid, your daughter?
- l26l Leonato As freely, son, as God did give her me.
- l27l Claudio And what have I to give you back whose worth
- l28l May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
- l29l Don Pedro Nothing, unless you render her again.
- l30l Claudio Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulness.
- l31l There, Leonato, take her back again.
- l32l Give not this rotten orange to your friend.
- l33l SheÆs but the sign and semblance of her honour.
- l34l Behold how like a maid she blushes here!
- l35l O, what authority and show of truth
- l36l Can cunning sin cover itself withal!
- l37l Comes not that blood as modest evidence
- l38l To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear,
- l39l All you that see her, that she were a maid,
- l40l By these exterior shows? But she is none.
- l41l She knows the heat of a luxurious bed.
- l42l Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.
- l43l Leonato What do you mean, my lord?
- Claudio Not to be married,
- l44l Not to knit my soul to an approvΦd wanton.
- l45l Leonato Dear my lord, if you in your own proof
- l46l Have vanquished the resistance of her youth
- l47l And made defeat of her virginityù
- l48l Claudio I know what you would say. If I have known her,
- l49l You will say she did embrace me as a husband,
- l50l And so extenuate the forehand sin.
- l51l No, Leonato,
- l52l I never tempted her with word too large,
- l53l But as a brother to his sister showed
- l54l Bashful sincerity and comely love.
- l55l Hero And seemed I ever otherwise to you?
- l56l Claudio Out on thee, seeming! I will write against it.
- l57l You seem to me as Dian in her orb,
- l58l As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown.
- l59l But you are more intemperate in your blood
- l60l Than Venus or those pampered animals
- l61l That rage in savage sensuality.
- l62l Hero Is my lord well that he doth speak so wide?
- l63l Leonato Sweet Prince, why speak not you?
- Don Pedro What should I speak?
- l64l I stand dishonoured, that have gone about
- l65l To link my dear friend to a common stale.
- l66l Leonato Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?
- l67l Don John Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.
- l68l Benedick This looks not like a nuptial.
- l69l Hero ôTrueö! O God!
- l70l Claudio Leonato, stand I here?
- l71l Is this the Prince? Is this the PrinceÆs brother?
- l72l Is this face HeroÆs? Are our eyes our own?
- l73l Leonato All this is so. But what of this, my lord?
- l74l Claudio Let me but move one question to your daughter,
- l75l And by that fatherly and kindly power
- l76l That you have in her, bid her answer truly.
- l77l Leonato (to Hero) I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.
- l78l Hero O God defend me, how am I beset!
- l79l What kind of catechizing call you this?
- l80l Claudio To make you answer truly to your name.
- l81l Hero Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name
- l82l With any just reproach?
- Claudio Marry, that can Hero.
- l83l Hero itself can blot out HeroÆs virtue.
- l84l What man was he talked with you yesternight
- l85l Out at your window betwixt twelve and one?
- l86l Now if you are a maid, answer to this.
- l87l Hero I talked with no man at that hour, my lord.
- l88l Don Pedro Why, then are you no maiden. Leonato,
- l89l I am sorry you must hear. Upon mine honour,
- l90l Myself, my brother, and this grievΦd Count
- l91l Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night
- l92l Talk with a ruffian at her chamber window,
- l93l Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain,
- l94l Confessed the vile encounters they have had
- l95l A thousand times in secret.
- Don John Fie, fie, they are
- l96l Not to be named, my lord, not to be spoke of.
- l97l There is not chastity enough in language
- l98l Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady,
- l99l I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.
- l100l Claudio O Hero! What a Hero hadst thou been
- l101l If half thy outward graces had been placed
- l102l About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart!
- l103l But fare thee well, most foul, most fair, farewell
- l104l Thou pure impiety and impious purity.
- l105l For thee IÆll lock up all the gates of love,
- l106l And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang
- l107l To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm,
- l108l And never shall it more be gracious.
- l109l Leonato Hath no manÆs dagger here a point for me?
- (Hero falls to the ground)
- l110l Beatrice Why, how now, cousin, wherefore sink you down?
- l111l Don John Come. Let us go. These things come thus to light
- l112l Smother her spirits up.
- (Exeunt Don Pedro, Don John, and Claudio)
- l113l Benedick How doth the lady?
- Beatrice Dead, I think. Help, uncle.
- l114l Hero, why Hero! Uncle, Signor Benedick, Friarù
- l115l Leonato O fate, take not away thy heavy hand.
- l116l Death is the fairest cover for her shame
- l117l That may be wished for.
- Beatrice How now, cousin Hero?
- l118l Friar (to Hero) Have comfort, lady.
- l119l Leonato (to Hero) Dost thou look up?
- l120l Friar Yea, wherefore should she not?
- l121l Leonato Wherefore? Why, doth not every earthly thing
- l122l Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny
- l123l The story that is printed in her blood?
- l124l Do not live, Hero, do not ope thine eyes,
- l125l For did I think thou wouldst not quickly die,
- l126l Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames,
- l127l Myself would on the rearward of reproaches
- l128l Strike at thy life. Grieved I I had but one?
- l129l Chid I for that at frugal natureÆs frame?
- l130l O one too much by thee! Why had I one?
- l131l Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes?
- l132l Why had I not with charitable hand
- l133l Took up a beggarÆs issue at my gates,
- l134l Who smirchΦd thus and mired with infamy,
- l135l I might have said ôNo part of it is mine,
- l136l This shame derives itself from unknown loins.ö
- l137l But mine, and mine I loved, and mine I praised,
- l138l And mine that I was proud on, mine so much
- l139l That I myself was to myself not mine,
- l140l Valuing of herùwhy she, O she is fallen
- l141l Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea
- l142l Hath drops too few to wash her clean again,
- l143l And salt too little which may season give
- l144l To her foul tainted flesh.
- Benedick Sir, sir, be patient.
- l145l For my part, I am so attired in wonder
- l146l I know not what to say.
- l147l Beatrice O, on my soul, my cousin is belied.
- l148l Benedick Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?
- l149l Beatrice No, truly not, although until last night
- l150l I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow.
- l151l Leonato Confirmed, confirmed. O, that is stronger made
- l152l Which was before barred up with ribs of iron.
- l153l Would the two princes lie? And Claudio lie,
- l154l Who loved her so that, speaking of her foulness,
- l155l Washed it with tears? Hence from her, let her die.
- l156l Friar Hear me a little,
- l157l For I have only been silent so long
- l158l And given way unto this course of fortune
- l159l [ ]
- l160l By noting of the lady. I have marked
- l161l A thousand blushing apparitions
- l162l To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames
- l163l In angel whiteness beat away those blushes,
- l164l And in her eye there hath appeared a fire
- l165l To burn the errors that these princes hold
- l166l Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool,
- l167l Trust not my reading nor my observations,
- l168l Which with experimental seal doth warrant
- l169l The tenor of my book. Trust not my age,
- l170l My reverence, calling, nor divinity,
- l171l If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here
- l172l Under some biting error.
- Leonato Friar, it cannot be.
- l173l Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left
- l174l Is that she will not add to her damnation
- l175l A sin of perjury. She not denies it.
- l176l Why seekÆst thou then to cover with excuse
- l177l That which appears in proper nakedness?
- l178l Friar (to Hero) Lady, what man is he you are accused of?
- l179l Hero They know that do accuse me. I know none.
- l180l If I know more of any man alive
- l181l Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
- l182l Let all my sins lack mercy. O my father,
- l183l Prove you that any man with me conversed
- l184l At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
- l185l Maintained the change of words with any creature,
- l186l Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
- l187l Friar There is some strange misprision in the princes.
- l188l Benedick Two of them have the very bent of honour,
- l189l And if their wisdoms be misled in this
- l190l The practice of it lives in John the bastard,
- l191l Whose spirits toil in frame of villainies.
- l192l Leonato I know not. If they speak but truth of her
- l193l These hands shall tear her. If they wrong her honour
- l194l The proudest of them shall well hear of it.
- l195l Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine,
- l196l Nor age so eat up my invention,
- l197l Nor fortune made such havoc of my means,
- l198l Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
- l199l But they shall find awaked in such a kind
- l200l Both strength of limb and policy of mind,
- l201l Ability in means, and choice of friends,
- l202l To quit me of them throughly.
- Friar Pause awhile,
- l203l And let my counsel sway you in this case.
- l204l Your daughter here the princes left for dead,
- l205l Let her a while be secretly kept in,
- l206l And publish it that she is dead indeed.
- l207l Maintain a mourning ostentation,
- l208l And on your familyÆs old monument
- l209l Hang mournful epitaphs, and do all rites
- l210l That appertain unto a burial.
- l211l Leonato What shall become of this? What will this do?
- l212l Friar Marry, this, well carried, shall on her behalf
- l213l Change slander to remorse. That is some good.
- l214l But not for that dream I on this strange course,
- l215l But on this travail look for greater birth.
- l216l Sheùdying, as it must be so maintained,
- l217l Upon the instant that she was accusedù
- l218l Shall be lamented, pitied, and excused
- l219l Of every hearer. For it so falls out
- l220l That what we have, we prize not to the worth
- l221l Whiles we enjoy it, but, being lacked and lost,
- l222l Why then we rack the value, then we find
- l223l The virtue that possession would not show us
- l224l Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio.
- l225l When he shall hear she died upon his words,
- l226l ThÆ idea of her life shall sweetly creep
- l227l Into his study of imagination,
- l228l And every lovely organ of her life
- l229l Shall come apparelled in more precious habit,
- l230l More moving-delicate, and full of life,
- l231l Into the eye and prospect of his soul
- l232l Than when she lived indeed. Then shall he mourn,
- l233l If ever love had interest in his liver,
- l234l And wish he had not so accusΦd her,
- l235l No, though he thought his accusation true.
- l236l Let this be so, and doubt not but success
- l237l Will fashion the event in better shape
- l238l Than I can lay it down in likelihood.
- l239l But if all aim but this be levelled false,
- l240l The supposition of the ladyÆs death
- l241l Will quench the wonder of her infamy.
- l242l And if it sort not well, you may conceal her,
- l243l As best befits her wounded reputation,
- l244l In some reclusive and religious life,
- l245l Out of all eyes, tongues, minds, and injuries.
- l246l Benedick Signor Leonato, let the Friar advise you.
- l247l And though you know my inwardness and love
- l248l Is very much unto the Prince and Claudio,
- l249l Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this
- l250l As secretly and justly as your soul
- l251l Should with your body.
- l252l Leonato Being that I flow in grief,
- l253l The smallest twine may lead me.
- l254l Friar ÆTis well consented. Presently away,
- l255l For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure.
- l256l (To Hero) Come, lady, die to live. This wedding day
- l257l Perhaps is but prolonged. Have patience, and endure.
- (Exeunt all but Beatrice and Benedick)
- l258l Benedick Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?
- l259l Beatrice Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
- l260l Benedick I will not desire that.
- l261l Beatrice You have no reason, I do it freely.
- l262l Benedick Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.
- l263l Beatrice Ah, how much might the man deserve of me
- l264l that would right her!
- l265l Benedick Is there any way to show such friendship?
- l266l Beatrice A very even way, but no such friend.
- l267l Benedick May a man do it?
- l268l Beatrice It is a manÆs office, but not yours.
- l269l Benedick I do love nothing in the world so well as you.
- l270l Is not that strange?
- l271l Beatrice As strange as the thing I know not. It were as
- l272l possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as you,
- l273l but believe me not, and yet I lie not. I confess nothing
- l274l nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin.
- l275l Benedick By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me.
- l276l Beatrice Do not swear and eat it.
- l277l Benedick I will swear by it that you love me, and I will
- l278l make him eat it that says I love not you.
- l279l Beatrice Will you not eat your word?
- l280l Benedick With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest
- l281l I love thee.
- l282l Beatrice Why then, God forgive me.
- l283l Benedick What offence, sweet Beatrice?
- l284l Beatrice You have stayed me in a happy hour. I was
- l285l about to protest I loved you.
- l286l Benedick And do it with all thy heart.
- l287l Beatrice I love you with so much of my heart that none
- l288l is left to protest.
- l289l Benedick Come, bid me do anything for thee.
- l290l Beatrice Kill Claudio.
- l291l Benedick Ha! Not for the wide world.
- l292l Beatrice You kill me to deny it. Farewell.
- l293l Benedick Tarry, sweet Beatrice.
- l294l Beatrice I am gone though I am here. There is no love
- l295l in you.ùNay, I pray you, let me go.
- l296l Benedick Beatrice.
- l297l Beatrice In faith, I will go.
- l298l Benedick WeÆll be friends first.
- l299l Beatrice You dare easier be friends with me than fight
- l300l with mine enemy.
- l301l Benedick Is Claudio thine enemy?
- l302l Beatrice Is a not approved in the height a villain, that
- l303l hath slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman?
- l304l O that I were a man! What, bear her in hand until
- l305l they come to take hands, and then with public
- l306l accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated rancourù
- l307l O God that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the
- l308l market place.
- l309l Benedick Hear me, Beatrice.
- l310l Beatrice Talk with a man out at a windowùa proper
- l311l saying!
- l312l Benedick Nay, but Beatrice.
- l313l Beatrice Sweet Hero, she is wronged, she is slandered,
- l314l she is undone.
- l315l Benedick Beatù
- l316l Beatrice Princes and counties! Surely a princely testimony,
- l317l a goodly count, Count Comfit, a sweet gallant,
- l318l surely. O that I were a man for his sake! Or that I had
- l319l any friend would be a man for my sake! But manhood
- l320l is melted into courtesies, valour into compliment, and
- l321l men are only turned into tongue, and trim ones, too.
- l322l He is now as valiant as Hercules that only tells a lie
- l323l and swears it. I cannot be a man with wishing, therefore
- l324l I will die a woman with grieving.
- l325l Benedick Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love thee.
- l326l Beatrice Use it for my love some other way than swearing
- l327l by it.
- l328l Benedick Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath
- l329l wronged Hero?
- l330l Beatrice Yea, as sure as I have a thought or a soul.
- l331l Benedick Enough, I am engaged, I will challenge him. I
- l332l will kiss your hand, and so I leave you. By this hand,
- l333l Claudio shall render me a dear account. As you hear
- l334l of me, so think of me. Go comfort your cousin. I must
- l335l say she is dead. And so, farewell.
- (Exeunt)
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